Wu Are You?

Tell me Wu the f*@k are you?

A distraught young woman called U.S. Rep. David Wu’s Portland office this spring, accusing him of an unwanted sexual encounter, according to multiple sources.

When confronted, the Oregon Democrat acknowledged a sexual encounter to his senior aides but insisted it was consensual, the sources said.

Mr. Wu has been off his rockers for years, but not a peep from from Nancy, Steny, that Schultz thing from Florida?

He needs tossed from Congress now. Hello ethics investigation?

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